Fathers Day 2015 Poems and Quotes

Some Amazing collection on Father’s Days 2015 Poems can be found here.

http://www.poemsforfree.com/fathersdaypoems.html

Fathers Day Funny Quotes for Kids

• “To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.”
  – Ernest Hemingway

• “My father worked for the same firm for twelve years. They fired him. They replaced him with a tiny gadget – this big – that does everything my father does, only it does it much better. The depressing thing is, my mother ran out and bought one.”
  – Woody Allen

• “When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet ’til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he’s not sure he wants to be a father.”
  – Louis C.K.

• “Lately all my friends are worried that they’re turning into their fathers. I’m worried that I’m not.”
  – Dan Zevin

• “Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then, fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.”
  – Jimmy Piersal

• “I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.”
  – Harry S. Truman

• “When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.’”
  – Jerry Lewis

• “Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can’t dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on!”
  – Louis C.K.

• “I don’t have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.”
  – Eugene Mirman

• “Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?” “But I’ve given you 10 glasses of water already!” “Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!”

• “Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”
  – Ray Romano

Fathers Day Quotes Images

Some of you don’t have time to design your own card and write some quote on them. For those who are really busy in their daily routine live here are some interested quote which you can print and give it to your father on Father’s day 2015.